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THE HIGHLY ANTICIPATED 100 BEST VIDEO GAMES (THAT NEVER EXISTED) IS OUT NOW!

The world’s first post-truth gaming book: Nate Crowley’s 100 Best Video Games (that never existed) has everything a videogame fanatic could want…and even more for those who’ve never played a game in their life!

This brilliantly outrageous book goes out into the wilds of the world today. If you’ve already pre-ordered this and are now sat in the gleeful knowledge that you will soon have this magnificent book in your hands, we’ve got one thing to say to you: well done, you clever human. You know a hell of a good thing when you see it…

If this isn’t you right now…don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. 

Read on for more about the book and click the links below to order your copy now.

The 100 Best Video Games (that never existed)
by Nate Crowley

THE WORLD’S FIRST POST-TRUTH GAMING BOOK

After rashly tweeting he would dream up an imaginary computer game for every ‘like’ received, Nate Crowley found himself on an epic quest to conjure up hundreds of entirely fictional titles. From 1980s hits like BeastEnders to modern classics like 90s Goth Soccer and BinCrab Destiny, this beautiful retrospective takes the reader on a lavish tour of the most memorable and groundbreaking games never made.

Brought to hilarious life by a team of genuine videogame industry concept artists and written by a professional over-imaginer, this book doesn’t just throw out silly ideas – it expands on them in relentless, excruciating detail.

100 Best Video Games (that never existed) is available to pre-order now!
Buy: Amazon|Waterstones|Google|Rebellionstore|

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THE DEATH AND LIFE OF SCHNEIDER WRACK IS OUT TODAY!

There’s a revolutionary on the loose and he’s got anarchy on his mind! Schneider Wrack and his dead, flesh-rotting crew are taking on the establishment and it is as glorious as it is gory.

Giving us a fresh take on the zombie take-over, Nate Crowley’s The Death and Life of Schneider Wrack is gory, funny, flesh-spluttered and definitely not for the faint-hearted! 

Read on for more about the book and click on the link below to get your copy now…

THE DEATH AND LIFE OF SCHNEIDER WRACK
BY NATE CROWLEY

SCHNEIDER WRACK WAS DEAD. UNTIL HE WASN’T. 

Convicted of a crime he’s almost completely sure he didn’t commit, executed, reanimated, the pressed into service aboard a vast trawler on the terrible world of Ocean, he was set to spend his afterlife working until his mindless corpse fell apart. 

But now he’s woken up, trapped in a rotting body, arm-deep in the sinking meat and blubber of a sea monster, and he’s not happy. It’s time for the dead to rise up. From the stench and brine of Ocean to the fetid jungle of Grand Amazon, Schneider’s career as a revolutionary won’t be easy. 

But sometimes a zombie’s gotta do what a zombie’s gotta do. 

The Death and Life of Schneider Wrack is out now!
Buy: Amazon|Barnes & Noble|Google|Kobo|Rebellion Store
 

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THE WORLD’S FIRST POST-TRUTH GAMING BOOK IS HERE!

Three months ago, Solaris announced that it would be publishing the 100 Best Video Games (that never existed) by the genius that is Nate ‘Frog Croakley‘ Crowley. 

Well, folks, here it is. Just look at that cover! Look at what you could get your hands on! It’s outrageous, hilarious and yes, the result of one rashly tweeted message. But how grateful we are!

Hundreds of likes later, the results – ranging from ‘chilling’ MMO Hawks Versus Voles Online to sidescreen scroller / cockney beat-’em-up BeastEnders and beyond – are hilarious, touching and grotesque. They are also entirely made up. 

Solaris – the publishing arm of video games developer Rebellion – has gathered the best of these tweets and given them to our in-house video games artists. 

The result? The world’s first post-truth gaming book. Perfect for gamers everywhere, and a hilarious insight into the gaming world – according to Nate – for everyone else. 100 Best Video Games (that never existed) is now available to pre-order. 

Read on for more about the book and click on the links below to pre-order your copy. 

The 100 Best Video Games (that never existed)
by Nate Crowley

THE WORLD’S FIRST POST-TRUTH GAMING BOOK

After rashly tweeting he would dream up an imaginary computer game for every ‘like’ received, Nate Crowley found himself on an epic quest to conjure up hundreds of entirely fictional titles. From 1980s hits like BeastEnders to modern classics like 90s Goth Soccer and BinCrab Destiny, this beautiful retrospective takes the reader on a lavish tour of the most memorable and groundbreaking games never made.

Brought to hilarious life by a team of genuine videogame industry concept artists and written by a professional over-imaginer, this book doesn’t just throw out silly ideas – it expands on them in relentless, excruciating detail.

100 Best Video Games (that never existed) is available to pre-order now!
Buy: Amazon|

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Nate Crowley arrives in print!

Due to overwhelming demand, Abaddon is proud to announce that the fantastical fiction of Nate “Frog Croakley” Crowley is finally coming to print with The Death and Life of Schneider Wrack.

Collecting Nate’s superb novellas The Sea Hates a Coward and Grand Amazon in one handy tome, The Death and Life of Schneider Wrack will be available from all good retailers – and some not so good, probably – on 8 August 2017.

The eBook version is available for pre-order now, and the print version will pop up online shortly, so do go and grab your copy of one of the wildest, weirdest, and most wonderful stories we’ve ever published…

The Death and Life of Schneider Wrack
By Nate Crowley

Schneider Wrack was dead. Until he wasn’t.

Convicted of a crime he’s almost completely sure he didn’t commit, executed, reanimated, then pressed into service aboard a vast trawler on the terrible world of Ocean, he was set to spend his afterlife working until his mindless corpse falls apart.

But now he’s woken up, trapped in a rotting body, arm-deep in the stinking meat and blubber of a sea monster, and he’s not happy. It’s time for the dead to rise up.

From the stench and brine of Ocean to the fetid jungle of Grand Amazon, Schneider’s career as a revolutionary won’t be easy. But sometimes a zombie’s gotta do what a zombie’s gotta do…

PRAISE FOR NATE CROWLEY

‘Genius’ – Dara Ó Briain

‘Weird and hilarious’ – Buzzfeed

‘Surreal and occasionally horrifying’ – The Daily Dot

The Death and Life of Schneider Wrack is available for pre-order now!
Buy: Amazon UK|Amazon US

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Announcing The Hundred Best Video Games (that never existed)

Solaris is delighted to announce it will publish The 100 Best Video Games (that never existed), an outrageous – and, frankly, hilarious – new title from the redoubtable Nate ‘Frog Croakley’ Crowley, this December.

Solaris signed the book following the ever-surprising Crowley’s exploits on Twitter. After rashly tweeting he would dream up an imaginary computer game for every favourite said tweet received, Crowley found himself engaged in an epic quest to conjure up hundreds of entirely fictional titles.

The results, ranging from ‘chilling’ MMO Hawks Versus Voles Online to sidescreen scroller / cockney beat-‘em-up BeastEnders and beyond, were by degrees hilarious, touching, grotesque, and – crucially – entirely made up.

The tweets soon went viral, garnering coverage on prominent sites including Buzzfeed and Rock Paper Shotgun, at which point the author evolved the concept to include fan donations to the Zoological Society of London (ZSL).

Solaris – the publishing arm of video games developer Rebellion – saw the potential for a print collection of the best of the tweets featuring artwork from in-house video games artists, and lo, a book was born.

Since the Twitter project the book is based on was run as a fundraiser for amphibian conservation, Crowley will continue to honour frogs and their other moist pals by donating 15% of sale proceeds to ZSL. The money will go towards habitat conservation and breeding programmes for critically endangered amphibians.

Solaris Editor-in-Chief Jonathan Oliver commented:

“Nate Crowley is a man with a boundless imagination. Add to that a sense of humour that is cuttingly satirical, while not being shy of the odd Viz-esque bit of smut and silliness, and what you have is one of the funniest and weirdest writers around: an author for our post-truth world, who takes those post-truths and turns them into things of wonder.”

Nate Crowley commented:

“Having done some initial work with the art team at Rebellion, I’m staggered by their level of talent and experience – I think they are really going to make this project shine. Being able to call on a small army of professional artists to draw my silliest ideas is a power I should never have been allowed to wield, but I will endeavour to use it wisely. I’m very grateful to all the folk who donated to ZSL in support of the original twitter project, and am happy to say a split of my proceeds will go directly to amphibian conservation. Let the games begin!”

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The 100 Best Video Games (that never existed)
by Nate Crowley

“If these games did not exist, it would be necessary to invent them” – Voltaire

The 100 Best Video Games (that never existed) is the world’s first post-truth gaming book.

From 1980s hits like Star Trek: Bee on the Bridge, right through to modern classics like 90s Goth Soccer and BinCrab Destiny, this high-end retrospective takes the reader on a lavish tour of the most memorable and groundbreaking games never to have been made.

Painstakingly illustrated by a team of genuine industry artists, and written by professional over-imaginer Nate Crowley, this book doesn’t just throw out silly ideas – it expands on them in relentless and excruciating detail.

As well as the 100 games featured, articles throughout the book examine an entire fictional history of games, with hundreds more existentially challenged titles referenced.

If you end up with a lingering temptation to Google Desert Git 2 or Gorilla Sky Justice to check it’s not real, this book has done its job…    

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Nate Crowley returns to Abaddon with Grand Amazon!

Nate Crowley, the acclaimed author of 2015 Abaddon novella The Sea Hates A Coward, returns to the Tomes of the Dead series this summer with a gut-churning sequel: Tomes of the Dead: Grand Amazon.

After signing to Abaddon in the wake of his now infamous Twitter saga Daniel Barker’s Birthday (as reported on Buzzfeed), Crowley’s singular voice quickly marked him out as one of Abaddon’s most exciting – and peculiar – new authors.

In The Sea Hates A Coward, Crowley took us on an unforgettably grim voyage. Now Grand Amazon moves the action – and our hero, the dead convict turned revolutionary turned weird-preserved-monster-brain Schneider Wrack – from the sea to the jungle, in a tale that oozes dark humour and lip-smacking wordsmithery.

David Thomas Moore, Commissioning Editor for Abaddon Books, said:

The Sea Hates A Coward was one of the most delightful surprises of 2015, a mad, careening tale of revenge, rebellion, existential dread and chthonic horror – and more synonyms for rotting blubber than I’m entirely comfortable with. Nate’s no less of a delight, a gregarious, self-effacing and profoundly creative soul with a distinctly crooked imagination. It’s wonderful to be inviting the fierce, sad, strange Wrack and Mouana to continue telling their stories.”

Author Nate Crowley said,

“Readers told me they left The Sea Hates A Coward wanting to know more about the world behind it, and this book will deliver relentlessly on that front. As well as learning more about the execution victims who drove the action in book one, we’re going to encounter the state that made them – and its ruthless enemies. And while the mood of TSHAC was all about oceanic horror, Grand Amazon is a jungle story, full of the maddening fecundity of the tropics. I’m gleeful at Abaddon giving me free rein to keep playing with this lovely nightmare (they’re a good publisher like that), and I can’t wait to get the book out. So pack your bug spray, and I’ll see you there.”

Tomes of the Dead: Grand Amazon by Nate Crowley is out on 19 August 2016.

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Tomes of the Dead: Grand Amazon
By Nate Crowley

What do you live for if you’re dead?

For Schneider Wrack, a rebel made into a monster, it’s freedom, and the chance of understanding who he once was. For Mouana, an executed soldier made into a slave, it’s justice. A world-shaking revolt has given them charge of the titanic whaling ship that was their prison, and now it’s steaming towards the city that killed them.

Mouana wants more than revenge – she’s out to destroy the grim technology that enslaved her and thousands of her comrades. But it’s a lot harder to kill an idea than a person, and this idea has deep roots.

It’ll bring them into conflict with terrifying powers, test the limits of their failing bodies, and take them far from the worlds of their birth, to the measureless wilderness known only as Grand Amazon.

It’s a jungle out there.

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Now collected as “The Death and Life of Schneider Wrack”!

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Happy publication day The Sea Hates A Coward!

Brace yourselves, maties, for today is the day that The Sea Hates A Coward, Nate Crowley’s unholy voyage into the realms of the undead, is unleashed upon an unsuspected public (that’s you, FYI).

We discovered Nate via the saga of Daniel Barker’s birthday (Now collected as “The Death and Life of Schneider Wrack”!