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It’s not the end of the world…

I’ve always found the notion of the end of the world intriguing. I grew up in the shadow of Mutually Assured Destruction watching films like The Omega Man and reading the seemingly never ending Survivalist novels; nuclear war, killer virus, biological weapon, man eating plants…the nature of the apocalypse hardly mattered, I was just interested in the hardy souls who would survive it: Mad Max and his ilk.

For my first novel, City of Caves, I had the world overrun by vampires, and my recently completed fifth novel saw the world smothered in darkness, so as you can see post-apocalyptic landscapes and I are old friends.

I also enjoy the zombie genre, and yet I’ve always had a niggling issue with the world ending by zombie. Dawn of the Dead is one of my favourite films, and even as type this I’m keeping an eye on the clock because The Walking Dead is on soon, and yet for a long time now I’ve found the notion of a zombie apocalypse that, well, wasn’t apocalyptic, quite fascinating, and I guess that is where the germ of The Lazarus Conundrum was planted many years ago. I envisaged a world where, as Vikram Desai says in my novella, when the dead rose the living handled it like they would any other public health crisis, be it AIDS, Ebola or Swine Flu.

Following on from that initial premise I started to think about what such a world would be like, and the notion of the chaperone was one of the first things I considered, although the idea of it being used to, effectively, snoop on people’s health was something that was added to the pot when I first started working on my submission way back in January. I allowed myself a wry smile when, during the summer, I read an article detailing a speech Jeremy Hunt had given where he talked about the future of technology in the NHS and how wearable technology might allow for health problems to be detected in their infancy.

It made sense that, in a world where the dead came back to life, it was logical to ensure people were as healthy as possible, suddenly cuts to the NHS, even just maintaining the NHS budget, would seem ludicrous, people would demand oodles of cash was pumped into the health service; they’d expect more nurses, more doctors, and if everyone who dies comes back as a zombie it further makes sense that ambulance crewmembers would need to be armed.

I didn’t want to go down the route of this newly flush NHS becoming truly militarised, my paramedics might carry submachine guns but they’re nowhere near the fascist instruments that, say, Bradbury’s firemen in Fahrenheit 451 are. Still, with funding linked to zombies this prompted a new question, which is where the true hook of the story came in: What happens if suddenly the dead stop coming back?

However noble an organisation or cause is, at the back of my mind (and hopefully other peoples’ and I’m not just the only paranoiac out there) is the notion that when your job relies on fighting something, whether it’s terrorism, cancer, or zombies, there must be some within that organisation who realise that eradicating that threat, defeating terrorism or curing cancer, will potentially lead to you losing your job, or at the very least severely curtailing your prospects for career progression and that new bathroom you’ve been after.

When he left office in 1961 President Eisenhower warned about the rise of the military-industrial complex, but for those living in the world of The Lazarus Conundrum it might more a case of the rise of the medical-industrial complex…

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The Rebellion Advent Calendar: Day Twenty-Four

It is the night before Christmas. All is quiet on the North Pole. Elves shiver in trenches not one hundred yards apart. To aid morale, each leader authorises the distribution of the last reserves of mulled wine.

As midnight approaches, both sides begin singing carols. A lone loyalist elf, waving a wine-splattered napkin, clambers up the side of the trench and makes his way across No Elf’s Land. It’s Sergeant Merrymittens, a legend among elves on both sides.

A Rudolfite elf meets him, and the two exchange gifts. Soon, elves of both sides are meeting in No Elf’s Land. Old friendships are rekindled, chocolates are shared, and broken toys are found among the detritus and fixed.

All is laughter and singing and merriment. Then, a silence descends once more. Rudolf and Claus are here. The injured leaders, having seen their troops, have moved up to the front themselves. They walk towards each other, slowly, cautiously. They meet in the centre of No Elf’s Land, and then…

Rudolf and Santa both weep as they hug each other, both blaming themselves for the war, both calling out forgiveness.

‘Come,’ says Santa. ‘Let’s go and get hammered and figure this all out, once and for all. No more war!’

And so, the two walk hand in hoof back to the Claus Compound to the sound of elves chanting ‘No more war, no more war!’ They drink mulled wine and sherry and port late into the night, reminiscing and remembering the brave fallen elves on both sides. The Santa War is over, but it will never be forgotten…

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The big day is nearly here, and we’re celebrating by making some of our favourite titles of the year 99p. Yes, the three books that we picked from the submissions to Abaddon’s Open Submissions period are now only 99p each – that’s three first-rate novellas for less than £3! Madness!

The Lazarus Conundrum is now only 99p!
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Rupert Wong: Cannibal Chef is now only 99p!
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Midnight In The Garden Centre Of Good And Evil is now only 99p!
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Happy publication day The Lazarus Conundrum!

It’s Friday, and what better way to celebrate the coming weekend than with a nice fresh dose of zombie goodness, courtesy of Paul Starkey and The Lazarus Conundrum.

Yes, the third novella to be published from our Open Subs month (you can find out all about it in an interview our Glorious Commissioning Editor David Thomas Moore took part in over at the Brisol Books Blog) has now escaped quarantine and is in the wild, ready to infect your brain box and completely rewire it.

The Lazarus Conundrum – in which a woman dies in a world of zombies and doesn’t wake up – is all manner of awesome, and Paul has been chatting to those lovely folks over at Civilian Reader all about it.

The Lazarus Conundrum is out now!
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BUT WAIT! As you may already know, The Lazarus Conundrum is the end game in a process that has been rumbling on for some time. Y’see, we wanted to beam a whole bunch of new writers directly into your faces, and so there are actually three brand new novellas now out there, waiting to be snapped up by you.

The most excellent Cassandra Chaw’s Rupert Wong: Cannibal Chef is… well, it’s a tale quite unlike anything else you’re likely to read any time soon, and is quite, quite brilliant. Our Cass has been chatting to all manner of folk about it – check out some of the links below and then get thee to an eBook dispensary.

Rupert Wong: Cannibal Chef is out now!
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And last – but by no means least – Colin Sinclair’s Midnight In The Garden Centre of Good And Evil is also out there, doing good things, making poor folk poodling round garden centres wondering what lurks behind the creaking displays of fish pond ornaments. Colin has also been talking to folk near and far – check out some of his really Very Good Indeed blogs below:

Midnight In The Garden Centre Of Good And Evil is out now!
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