‘Tis the thirteenth of the month, and as Christmas draws ever nearer, the Santa Wars grow increasingly fierce.
Rudolf, desperate for support in his manoeuvres against Claus the All-Seeing, has sent an envoy to the Easter Bunny. The terms that come back are not favourable. There will be no cross-holiday collaboration.
In the Claus compound, Mrs Claus takes to hiding the sherry. In victory, Claus has become ever more belligerent. In the yard, Sergeant Merrymittens breaks in fresh troops, readying them for Santa’s Big Push.
‘Tomorrow,’ slurs Claus to nobody in particular, shovelling a handful of roasted sprouts down his gullet. ‘Tomorrow we end this.’
Ok, so things are spiralling out of control up at the North Pole, but let’s get one thing clear: it’s Advent, and we’re celebrating every. Single. Day.
And today, it’s Guy Haley day! Hooray! His two Solaris eBooks, Crash and Champion Of Mars, are now only 99p. If you like your SF brainy and bursting with action, you’d be a fool to miss out. A fool!